Viewing Joke: Category: Journalist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 24   Joke: Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish."The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.Last, but not least, it was the editors turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie."I want the m both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the deadline for tomorrows newspaper is in about ten hours.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Journalist Jokes: 1.    Category: Journalist jokes   A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather d... more 2.    Category: Journalist jokes   George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive... more 3.    Category: Journalist jokes   A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter... more 4.    Category: Journalist jokes   How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Five. One to write a review of all the existing ligh... more 5.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?A spooksman !... more 6.    Category: Journalist jokes   Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it.... more 7.    Category: Journalist jokes   An honest weatherman says, "Todays forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that Im wrong."... more 8.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more 9.    Category: Journalist jokes   Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more 10.    Category: Journalist jokes   How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them." Three. One to... more