| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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