| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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