Viewing Joke: Category: Journalist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts."The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family paper. We dont use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!"The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) "    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Journalist Jokes: 1.    Category: Journalist jokes   A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he f... more 2.    Category: Journalist jokes   A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather d... more 3.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the ed... more 4.    Category: Journalist jokes   A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty p... more 5.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !... more 6.    Category: Journalist jokes   Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more 7.    Category: Journalist jokes   A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter... more 8.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It was supposed to be in place last week!... more 9.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more 10.    Category: Journalist jokes   When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and... more