Viewing Joke: Category: Journalist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."The hero told the journalist that he wasnt from that town."Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.""Actually," the man said, "Im from Connecticut.""In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, Yankee Kills Family Pet."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Journalist Jokes: 1.    Category: Journalist jokes   A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter... more 2.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !... more 3.    Category: Journalist jokes   How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them." Three. One to... more 4.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the ed... more 5.    Category: Journalist jokes   Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It was supposed to be in place last week!... more 6.    Category: Journalist jokes   When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and... more 7.    Category: Journalist jokes   What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !... more 8.    Category: Journalist jokes   A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks... more 9.    Category: Journalist jokes   A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather d... more 10.    Category: Journalist jokes   Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: Youre too late - its already been done.... more