Viewing Joke: Category: Dance jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 29   Joke: An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I dont need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dance Jokes: 1.    Category: Dance jokes   What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.... more 2.    Category: Dance jokes   How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).... more 3.    Category: Dance jokes   Why dont dogs make good dancers ?Because they have two left feet !... more 4.    Category: Dance jokes   What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !... more 5.    Category: Dance jokes   Whats a vampires favorite dance? The Vaults.... more 6.    Category: Dance jokes   What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !... more 7.    Category: Dance jokes   Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!... more 8.    Category: Dance jokes   What is a ducks favorite dance ? The quackstep !... more 9.    Category: Dance jokes   Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We dont serve your type here."... more 10.    Category: Dance jokes   What kind of dance do buns do?Abundance.... more