Viewing Joke: Category: Judge jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not guilty" said the second defendant."I wasnt talking to you" the judge replied."I never said a word" the third defendant replied.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Judge Jokes: 1.    Category: Judge jokes   How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.... more 2.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more 3.    Category: Judge jokes   Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more 4.    Category: Judge jokes   How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more 5.    Category: Judge jokes   The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and... more 6.    Category: Judge jokes   A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more 7.    Category: Judge jokes   Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more 8.    Category: Judge jokes   Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe myex-wife any money."Glaring down at him, the judge r... more 9.    Category: Judge jokes   What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more 10.    Category: Judge jokes   A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more