Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more