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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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