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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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