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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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