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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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