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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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