Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more