Viewing Joke: Category: Judge jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true."Im as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Judge Jokes: 1.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more 2.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more 3.    Category: Judge jokes   The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more 4.    Category: Judge jokes   The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more 5.    Category: Judge jokes   When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more 6.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more 7.    Category: Judge jokes   The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more 8.    Category: Judge jokes   Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more 9.    Category: Judge jokes   Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.... more 10.    Category: Judge jokes   Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more