Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more