Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husbands last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said I dont know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more