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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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