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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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