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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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