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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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