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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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