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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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