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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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