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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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