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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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