Viewing Joke: Category: King Kong jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00."Thats still quite a bit," Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle."What I mean," said Tim, "is Id like to see something really cheap."The clerk handed him a mirror.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More King Kong Jokes: 1.    Category: King Kong jokes   What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more 2.    Category: King Kong jokes   Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more 3.    Category: King Kong jokes   What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more 4.    Category: King Kong jokes   What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more 5.    Category: King Kong jokes   If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more 6.    Category: King Kong jokes   If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more 7.    Category: King Kong jokes   Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more 8.    Category: King Kong jokes   How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more 9.    Category: King Kong jokes   Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more 10.    Category: King Kong jokes   What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more