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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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