Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wifes wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: "No, you cant have those! Theyre for the funeral!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more