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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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