Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf."The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I cant find any at all."The librarian replied, "Yes, its awful. They never bring em back!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more