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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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