Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didnt remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more