Viewing Joke: Category: Dead and dying jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dead And Dying Jokes: 1.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more 2.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more 3.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more 4.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more 5.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more 6.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more 7.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more 8.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more 9.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more 10.    Category: Dead and dying jokes   Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more