Viewing Joke: Category: Apple jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray thing in my yard, and its pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "Whats he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldnt believe me!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Apple Jokes: 1.    Category: Apple jokes   How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more 2.    Category: Apple jokes   Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more 3.    Category: Apple jokes   First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more 4.    Category: Apple jokes   Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more 5.    Category: Apple jokes   What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more 6.    Category: Apple jokes   What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more 7.    Category: Apple jokes   What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more 8.    Category: Apple jokes   If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more 9.    Category: Apple jokes   After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more 10.    Category: Apple jokes   How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more