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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, "How bad is it doc? Im getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "Ill have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentioned none of this to his girl. They got married and on the honeymoon night in their hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them, and she said,Youll be the first; no one has ever touched them before." He tore off his pants and said, "Look at this. Its still in the crate!" | | | |
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