Viewing Joke: Category: Dirty jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 22   Joke: An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. "Whats the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried it with her right hand, then her left. Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we still cant get the lid off the bloody bottle."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dirty Jokes: 1.    Category: Dirty jokes   A guy walked into the doctors surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde re... more 2.    Category: Dirty jokes   "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?""Ill bet you want me to co... more 3.    Category: Dirty jokes   This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that... more 4.    Category: Dirty jokes   A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".The husband asks for sex.The wife says, "No." >He... more 5.    Category: Dirty jokes   What did the egg say to the boiling water?"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."... more 6.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?A: A know-it-all bitch.... more 7.    Category: Dirty jokes   A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that... more 8.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?A: Her crayons are still sticky.... more 9.    Category: Dirty jokes   What do hookers do on their night off: type?... more 10.    Category: Dirty jokes   Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet its other100 euros who is going to make their wives sc... more