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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, Ill need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "Im a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Lets try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, Im a prostitute.". "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "Im a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?". "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year." | | | |
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