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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city fordinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the disharrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained."Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied."The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist."They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained thewaiter.The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finishedthe meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Todays cojones are muchsaltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday.""True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose." | | | |
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