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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you justgotten out of prison?""Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sexfrom the rear?""Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in frontof me, bent over, and shouted, YOUR TURN." | | | |
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