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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you justgotten out of prison?""Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sexfrom the rear?""Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in frontof me, bent over, and shouted, YOUR TURN."
 
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