Viewing Joke: Category: Dirty jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 127   Joke: The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestorshad come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senatorsand Wall Street wizards.They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for theirchildren and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only oneproblem arose -- how to handle that great-uncle George, who wasexecuted in the electric chair.The author said he could handle the story tactfully.The book appeared. It said, "Great-uncle George occupied a chair ofapplied electronics at an important government institution, wasattached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his deathcame as a great shock."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dirty Jokes: 1.    Category: Dirty jokes   How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.... more 2.    Category: Dirty jokes   What have men and spray paint in common?One squeeze and theyre all over you.... more 3.    Category: Dirty jokes   What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?A cock that stays up all night.... more 4.    Category: Dirty jokes   Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.... more 5.    Category: Dirty jokes   This woman goes into a dentists office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I a... more 6.    Category: Dirty jokes   A lady walks into the dentists office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "... more 7.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"A: "Theyll never see you coming."... more 8.    Category: Dirty jokes   The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," shesaid, "I want you to teach me how to mak... more 9.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover tha... more 10.    Category: Dirty jokes   What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment.... more