Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing ... joke - Find Jokes.net

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Dirty jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	30

Joke:	Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How areyou, Richard?" asked George. "Im not feeling too good today, Im utterlyexhausted," replied Richard. "Ive pulled a muscle, and its killing me." "Imsurprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," said George. Richardyawned and said, "Well, it does if you pull it a hundred times in one night."

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Dirty Jokes:

1.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry,"Harry, why do you have a suppository in... more
2.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?"."Hundred Bucks"."OK", he said and began to jerk off... more
3.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?A: They have to pull their own pants down.... more
4.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Why is it called a Wonder Bra?When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.... more
5.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride... more
6.	Category: Dirty jokes
	A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was onthe run. He broke into a house and tied up the youn... more
7.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Question: Why do men always give their penis a name?Answer: Because they dont want a stranger making 95 percent of their... more
8.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Question: Whats the difference between sin and shame?Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.... more
9.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?A: When you lay a brick it doesnt follow you around for two weeks w... more
10.	Category: Dirty jokes
	Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the o... more