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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "Howare we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbingand pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to thewest." "What?" shrieked the king, "I dont have any enemies to the west!" "Oh!"said the knight, "Well, you do now."
 
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