Viewing Joke: Category: Dirty jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 30   Joke: Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember ithas an "r" after the first letter."The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets tohis desk the teacher asks what her name is.Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" afterthe first letter.""Thats right!" she coaxed.Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dirty Jokes: 1.    Category: Dirty jokes   A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was onthe run. He broke into a house and tied up the youn... more 2.    Category: Dirty jokes   What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment.... more 3.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?A. Militia Etheridge... more 4.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q. Whats the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.... more 5.    Category: Dirty jokes   One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy c... more 6.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex.... more 7.    Category: Dirty jokes   Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and bu... more 8.    Category: Dirty jokes   A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly nextto the barber chair, while her dad gets h... more 9.    Category: Dirty jokes   Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Readers table.Said the mysteriou... more 10.    Category: Dirty jokes   "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stopdrinking, smoking and running around until... more