Viewing Joke:

Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:27
 
Joke:Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks atAl, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 billout the window right now and make one person very happy."Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I couldthrow ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "Icould throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "Icould throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Dirty Jokes:

1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.... more

2.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband,Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have fiv... more

4.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe?A: Fur traders.... more

5.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.... more

6.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more

7.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.... more

8.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
What did the egg say to the boiling water?"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."... more

9.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day andtrundled down the hallway to the community breakfastroom looking rather fo... more

10.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?A: Because they are plugged into a genius.... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music