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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".The husband asks for sex.The wife says, "No." >Her husband asks,"Is that your final answer?" >She responds, "Yes."He says,"Then, Id like to call a friend."
 
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