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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I cant even remember the ones I screwed!"
 
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