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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. While on this break one postman says "Hey look at that snail". The other postman looks down and says "FUCK" and step steps on the snail. Postman 1 looks at him and says "Whyd you do that". Postman2 replys "Because that fucker has been following me all day."
 
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