Viewing Joke: Category: Dirty jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 26   Joke: These two old men are in a nursing home. Theyre talking and realize that its been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "Im not going to waste my two best girls on these guys Ill just give them inflatable women. They are old and they wont know the difference." Once the old men finish they leave. On their way back they start talking. The first guy said, " I think mine was dead she didnt move or anything." The second guy said I think mine was a witch because when I nibbled on her neck she farted and flew out the window."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Dirty Jokes: 1.    Category: Dirty jokes   An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. What are you doing he shouted.To which... more 2.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?A: The balls are lighter, and you dont have to change shoes.... more 3.    Category: Dirty jokes   On the first day of college, the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "Thefemale dormitor... more 4.    Category: Dirty jokes   Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, Ill just use my finger like everyon... more 5.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole c... more 6.    Category: Dirty jokes   A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his househe found that his bride had disappeared. He got ve... more 7.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: Whats the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the... more 8.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.... more 9.    Category: Dirty jokes   Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"A: "No, I just lie there."... more 10.    Category: Dirty jokes   The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle,... more