Viewing Joke: Category: Marriage jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 25   Joke: Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "Thats nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You havent said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. Whats the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I dont want to talk about it. Lets just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Marriage Jokes: 1.    Category: Marriage jokes   Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is thatas both husband and Father, I can say anything I wan... more 2.    Category: Marriage jokes   In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and tim... more 3.    Category: Marriage jokes   The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the... more 4.    Category: Marriage jokes   young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himse... more 5.    Category: Marriage jokes   A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but dont you think this is e... more 6.    Category: Marriage jokes   A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-linedating services. I asked him the other day if he had... more 7.    Category: Marriage jokes   The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost c... more 8.    Category: Marriage jokes   Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more 9.    Category: Marriage jokes   A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might have another try at m... more 10.    Category: Marriage jokes   "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more