Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your childs name, Penny."He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your childs name is Brandy."At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on sweety, lets go home."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more